McCain offers Cindy for topless beauty contest
By Wally EdgeAttending a bikers rally in Sturgis, John McCain offered to enter his lovely wife Cindy into a beauty contest. What McCain didn’t know is the “Miss Buffalo Chip” contest usually ends up with contestants topless on stage. There may be an unintended benefit of this small snafu.
We all remember seeing Paris Hilton used in a recent anti-Obama ad called “Celebrity,” Hilton’s parents were not too happy with their daughter’s inclusion. The elder Hiltons had good reason not to be pleased: They are maxed out donors to the McCain campaign.
So maybe if Cindy becomes a big enough celebrity she could replace Paris in the ads. Then again, Cindy gives John a lot more money than the Hiltons do.
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