Paris Hilton

Showing her sense of humor Paris Hilton responds to the "white hair dude's" ad. Paris Hilton for President, interesting idea.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

McCain's response: McCain’s spokesperson Tucker Bounds tells TMZ that on the subject of energy, Paris is deeper than Barack. He says, “Sounds like Paris is taking the ‘All of the Above’ energy approach that John McCain has advocated — both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama.”

Attending a bikers rally in Sturgis, John McCain offered to enter his lovely wife Cindy into a beauty contest. What McCain didn’t know is the “Miss Buffalo Chip” contest usually ends up with contestants topless on stage. There may be an unintended benefit of this small snafu.

We all remember seeing Paris Hilton used in a recent anti-Obama ad called “Celebrity,” Hilton’s parents were not too happy with their daughter’s inclusion. The elder Hiltons had good reason not to be pleased: They are maxed out donors to the McCain campaign.

So maybe if Cindy becomes a big enough celebrity she could replace Paris in the ads. Then again, Cindy gives John a lot more money than the Hiltons do.

After watching McCain's new ad mocking Barack Obama as a self-important celebrity along the likes of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, I was inspired by the last time Britney got involved with a politician in a commercial, back when the media was still in love with the straight-talk express.